Out of the mouths of babes...

May I say that once my now 5 year started talking and linking together words that actually made sense he would (and still does) say some of the funniest things! I knew I had to write some of these things down because I'd never remember all of them. Here are some of the funny things J says that I have collected. Believe me, there are bunches more, these are just a sliver of the pie!

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One morning as I'm getting J ready for school...

J: "I can't see because I have soggy eyes."

Mom: "I'm sorry. I've never heard of soggy eyes."

J: "That's when you are sooo sleepy, you have soggy eyes."

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J: "You know there's a boy named Kevin in my class, just like Dad. But he's brown. God just made him with dirt." (We did explain that God didn't make brown people with dirt, I can assure you.)

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Our friends were over with their 8-9 month old and she was apparently chewing on an alphabet magnet and left it in the living room. J picked it up and put it back on the fridge.

J: "I didn't want that little baby girl to eat this acuase she had a big stomach. I think she was eating a LOT of toys!"

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During Family Bedtime Prayer...

J: "Thank you God for that robot game and that robot dinosaur. Thank you so so much!"

Daddy: "Aren't you gonna pray for someone else?"

J: "Um, no."

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Opens card from cousin...

J: "Why is this a gil (girl) card?"

Mom: "It's a birthday invitation to L's party. She likes girly-things so her invitations are for a girl party."

J: "What is dis heart and flower for?"

Mom: It's just part of the card. Girls like flowers and hearts."

J: "Mmmm, no, I think it's a love card."

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J blows out decorative candle and puts hand over top of it...

Mom: "Leave the candle alone! You're going to burn yourself!"

J: "No, I'm not."

Mom: "Excuse me?"

J: "Okay, I'll problee burn myself."

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J: "Ohhh, that's the baddest smell I ever smelled!"

J looking at T-Man with a grim face...

J: "Mommmmmyyyy! T-man has on a tinky diapah!"

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J: "This is the fuchure (future) closet. It takes you to the fuchure. (closes closet door) Fuchure, here we come!"

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J talking about the days of the week, counts, recites alphabet, ect. He tells me how smart he is.

J: "See Mom, I am the new and improved J!.....What does new and improved mean?"

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We watch an ambulance cross traffic...

J: "Now Spiderman has come to the rescue and help them. But there really aren't any superheros."

Mom: "God can help them if we pray for them."

J: "I think God caused a spider to bite him (spiderman) and made the mask so Spiderman can help them. That way God can take a break. Yeah, God can take breaks."

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Last but certainly not least with this little man! I'm wearing a spaghetti strap tank top AS an undershirt but around the house before I put on the over shirt this is what comes out of the mouth of my babe...

J: "Mom, go change your shirt."

Mom: "Why?"

J: "Acause people might laugh at you."

Mom: "People might laugh at me? Why would they do that?"

J: "They will think you look naked!"